and
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Bloody
Hell!
Easter
Sunday 16th, April '06,
1.22pm and I've got a bloody hangover as well, bloody hell!
Local
news on the tv yesterday started like this:
“Sorry
to ruin your Bank Holiday but things are looking bad for Planet
Earth...”
Controversial
(I'll give you controversial) though
this strapline has been recently, with the word 'bloody' pixeled
out in news,
it obviously proves that all publicity is good publicity - so
I'm gonna bloody milk it to! Bloody Right I am.
The
news story, from BBC News 24, about planet earth (the
one we're stuck on) went like this:
Chief
Scientist, Professor Sir David King stated
‘Climate
Change is getting faster and nastier’
The
UK target to reduce CO2 emsissions
by 20% by the year 2010 has already failed and instead of
preventing climate temperature change increasing by
3ºC
we need to try to stop it even reaching 2ºC
- Bloody Hell!
A
spokesman on the telly said ‘Coal fired power stations
are particularly to blame, if these are not stopped all
other efforts are futile.’ He went on to
say ‘China is building new coal fired power stations
at the rate of 1 every 5 days’
- Bloody Hell!
He
carried on with this relentless doom-ridden message by saying
‘Its not like we're holding the door back against the
relentless force of Climate Change - it's more like we
want the door be kicked in! - Bloody Hell!
Tony
Blair (with nothing to loose now he's admitted
his political career is over after the next election)
is trying to lobby the European Union (a Super Power
in it's own right). Sorry Tony - to little - to bloody
late, you Tosser! The EU needs to wake up and smell
the roses because if the EU can't persuade countries like
China, India and good old US of A to stop using coal fired
power stations then basically, we'll all be fucked!
- Bloody Hell!
400
million, yep, 400,000,000 people will end
up starving
and likely die of hunger
and
1 to 3 billion people will be short of water,
i.e. die
(how
many zero's in a billion?)
plus
(just for good measure)
half our Nature Reserves will be destroyed.
The
spokesman then carried on by saying that the two groups,
the leaders and the everyday people BOTH have to change
their attitudes (in particular - transport, the fastest growing
sector of pollution) in order to save our planet and the human
race, let alone the wonderful spectrum of plants and animals
and the natural beauty that we so selfishly want to exploit.
- Bloody, Bloody, BLOODY
HELL!...
O BLOODY HELL ON EARTH!
So
what did I do...
I
went out and got bloody pissed!
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